cracks in the ceiling

timtampon:

I was talking to my friend on the phone and then she almost got run over and i was obviously really concerned so i asked her if she was okay and after a moment she replied “there is a Jesus in the sky” in a really matter-of-fact sort of way
so obviously I thought something was seriously wrong butimage

unbitrium:

offside-goal:

tales-of-a-clutsy-ninja:

BUSTY GIRL PROBLEMS

THIS IS AWFUL I’M NOT EVEN THAT BUSTY AND THIS IS MY EVERYDAY LIFE SCREW U BOOBS

I thought balls were bad but this post made me realizer girls how do you even live with dumbbells growing out of your chest obstructing everything girls are strong and not to be messed with

sniffingtheglue:

[single tear rolls down my cheek as i whisper] american idiot is 10 years old

lithromanticoli:

| ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄  ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄|
|      Krusty Krab Unfair  

|     Mr. Krabs is in there

| Standing at the concession

|  Plotting his oppression
|________ _ ___|
(\__/) ||
(•ㅅ•) ||
/   づ”

stayalivestaystreet:

[na na na plays in the background]

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars

mattohkeefe:

i’m worth five fucking dollars